Category Archives: Celebrities Who Bottomed Out

Jon Lydon – aka Johnny Rotten with a Rotten, Ruined Reputation

I never could understand what Jon Lydon was – as a performer or a person.  However, I believe his verbal attacks against shocked fans and reporters, and his early, erratic, spitting performances as a Sex Pistol have ultimately revealed his … Continue reading

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Axl Rose -, Absurd, Awkward, Absolutely Assinine, Awful, XXL Rose

name:  Axl Rose occupation:  Big Year Blimp and former frontman for GNR I I saw this picture of Axl Rose on Yahoo tonight that nearly made me chuck my cookies (irony). Axl Rose must weigh in at a hefty 250lbs, … Continue reading

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Jaclyn Smith – Wonderful Woman with Wooden, Woeful Acting

Jaclyn Smith was my favorite television actress by the end of the television sitcom Charlie’s Angels, mostly because as a young teenager, a number of friends told me how much I resembled her.  I’ll take it. I remember Jaclyn enjoying unrelenting … Continue reading

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Pee-wee’s Peewee – Icky Icon from Yesteryear

celeb: Paul Reubens (Pee-wee Herman) occupation: singer, actor, pervert And you thought this blog was bad before, wait until you read this nugget!  (And now that I have your attention)…..  Hollywood, that land of tinsel and turds, has sown some interesting … Continue reading

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Justin Bieber – Justa Bit of Beliebing in His Own Ego

Celeb: Justin Bieber Occupation: songwriter, singer, actor, spoiled brat Alright let’s get one thing straight. I’m neutral where JB is concerned. Justin Bieber is cute. He’s got youth and a decent singing voice on his side. He’s a songwriter and … Continue reading

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Jenny Jones – Talk Show Host

celeb:  Jenny Jones occupation: Talk Show Host 1990s  2000s Age caught up witih Jenny Jones but considering her bizarre life that’s to be expected.  When Jenny was growing up she was the frequent target of bullies in her Catholic school. Her … Continue reading

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Jayne Mansfield – Headless Hottie

celeb: Jayne Mansfield occupation: Film Actress and Marilyn Monroe Wannabe    then            1960s Jayne Mansfield started her career as a pretty brunette but her film career began only after she imitated Marilyn Monroe, dying her hair platinum and speaking … Continue reading

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The Captain and Tenille – Mute and Mouth

celeb:  The Captain and Tenille occupation: Singing Duo   then           1990s Captain and Tenille look better in this shot than the 70s but then again the 70s look was so weird that isn’t difficult. The … Continue reading

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Margot Kidder – From Lois to Losing

celeb: Margot Kidder occupation:  Film Actress, most notably as Lois Lane in Superman Margot Kidder certainly has aged, but to be fair, life has thrown her a few curve balls and unlike the other screwballs in this blog, it’s beyond her … Continue reading

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Randy Quaid – From Fame to Fraud

celeb:  Randy Quaid occupation: Film Actor and Fat Criminal then  now Do not adjust your television set. That really is Randy Quaid.  He’s worse than washed up. He’s given up and not just on his appearance. Randy is big box office draw … Continue reading

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