Monthly Archives: March 2011

Shelley Long – Actress Against All Odds

Celeb: Shelley Long Occupation: Actress, most notably in the sitcom Cheers  Then   Now Hello crow’s feet, goodbye career. Shelley Long is arguably the unsexiest and least talented actress in the history of tv. She places a close second for least … Continue reading

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Kirstie Alley – TV Actress and Obesity Queen

Celeb:  Kirstie Alley Occupation: Actress and Eating Donuts Then     Now What? That’s Kirstie Alley on the left? If you say so. Kirstie started her TV career as Rebecca Howe on Cheers, replacing the lacklustre Shelley Long and exchanging quasi-sexual banter … Continue reading

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Pamela Anderson – Actress Wannabe and Breast Augmentation Expert

Celeb:  Pamela Anderson Occupation:  Actress, most notably for Baywatch and V.I.P. Then   Now Pamela Anderson is our modern day Marilyn Monroe: a busty, breathtaking blonde with zero acting talent. She started her career in modelling and it was only after … Continue reading

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Marilyn Monroe – Sex Goddess and Actress Wannabe

Celeb:  Marilyn Monroe Occupation:  Actress and Model Early 1950s   1962 Marilyn Monroe. Who hasn’t heard of her? More than 50 years after her death, Marilyn is still a Hollywood legend. Marilyn’s lasting influence stems from both her iconic beauty … Continue reading

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Farrah Fawcett – TV Actress and Proud Mother of a Convict

Celeb:  Farrah Fawcett Occupation:  Actress Then   2000s Farrah Fawcett was on the tv scene long before she played Jill Munroe on Charlie’s Angels but that’s the role people associate with her name. She began the role in 1976 but left … Continue reading

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Anthony Michael Hall – Actor and Comedian Wannabe

Celeb:  Anthony Michael Hall Occupation:  Actor Then   Now Talk about the duckling to the swan story. Anthony Michael Hall turned out hot but you would never have thought it would be during his Brat Pack days. He was the … Continue reading

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Arsenio Hall – Actor and Late Night Talk Show Host

Celeb:  Arsenio Hall Occupation:  Actor and Late Night Talk Show Host Then    Now Arsenio Hall has aged poorly, much like his career. He’s another baffling flash in the 1990s pan and then poof! Vanished.  Certainly Arsenio’s roles in Coming to America … Continue reading

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