Monthly Archives: April 2011

Sonny Bono – Mayor and Shorter Half of Cher

celeb:  Sonny Bono occupation:  TV Actor, most notably on The Sonny and Cher Show, Songwriter, Politician mid-70s .           mid-1990s Sonny Bono was more of a caricature than an actor and most likely that was on purpose. He couldn’t … Continue reading

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Soleil Moon Frye – Punky Brewster Punk’d

celeb:  Soleil Moon Frey occupation:  TV Actress, most notably for her role as Punky Brewster    then          now Soleil Moon Frye was a cute kid who grew into an attractive woman … if only the same could be … Continue reading

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Joan Crawford – Mommie Dearest

celeb:  Joan Crawford occupation:  Film Star and Child Abuser    then                1977 Still hot the year she died of pancreatic cancer Joan Crawford was a complex woman. She became a film actress at the age of … Continue reading

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Eva Gabor – Socialite and Half of Zsa Zsa

celeb:  Eva Gabor occupation: TV Actress, most notably Green Acres then            1995  Wow. For a 76 year old broad Eve Gabor was still hot (or she was in 1995 before her death). Eva was a socialite … Continue reading

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MacKenzie Phillips – One Snort at a Time

celeb: MacKenzie Phillips occupation: TV Actress, most notably for One Day at a Time   Then        Now Okay, an explanation is in order. Mackenzie Phillips looks dastardly in this pic but it was some time around her … Continue reading

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Phoebe Cates – Brooke Shields Wannabe

celeb: Phoebe Cates occupation: Film Actress, most notably Fast Times at Ridgemont High  Then       now Woah. fat much?  Phoebe Cates kept her youth but not her beauty.  It must be all that emotional eating from stressing over … Continue reading

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Sarah Palin – Alaskan Amazon

politician:  Sarah Palin occupation:  former governor of Alaska and anti-reality show star  2008          now on her reality show: Sarah Palin’s Alaska     Can you believe Sarah Palin would do something as stupid as pose in … Continue reading

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Helen Guergis – Bitch in the Bata Shoe Dog House

who:  Helen Guergis occupation:  Disgraced Former Conservative Cabinet Minister and Bata Shoe Queen April 9, 2010 Forced resignation from Tory Caucus       Let me reiterate:  politicians are NOT celebrities….I just love dissing them in my wash-up blog. 2010 was … Continue reading

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Danielle House – Pageant Queen Packin’ a Punch

celeb: Danielle House occupation: Canadian beauty queen and Playboy model then       now Wow you know you’re washed up when there aren’t any individual current pictures of you on the net. The only one I could find was this movie … Continue reading

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Valerie Solanas – Radical Feminist and Warhol Wannabe

celeb:  Valerie Solanas occupation:  actress and scriptwriter wannabe 1968         now Okay so Valerie Solanas isn’t really a zombie. Thing is I don’t have any pics of her later in life since she was long out of the … Continue reading

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